Happy New Year, Everyone!

have fun with whoever you're with when the ball drops!

The Fairest of the Season: Wallace in Winter

Hope your Christmas is Merry, Mary!

I hope you have a wonderful holiday! I'm off to celebrate with all these little monsters...

Rutabaga Christmas

You may remember last year that My aunt and I have a long-standing tradition of exchanging gifts made out of rutabagas. Here's this year's gift for her, straight from Faberge!

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas My Boyfriend Gave To Me...

Twelve Festive Drag Queens!

I love them all, I really do, but none of these drag queens are carrying Santa's Baby. And that's no fun.

Eleven Dapper Peacocks

cause us peacocks have got to stick together!

ten crowns for princes

maybe for little princes?

9 Fruity Beefcakes

Talk about spreading some holiday cheer!

8 Cha Cha Heels

cause nice girls don't wear cha cha heels.

Seven Singing Sirens

hopefully of the Weeki Wachee variety!

Six Scissor Sisters

Oh, I love them so, even if they don't want to cut a rug.

FIIIVE Unicorns

UNICORN CHRISTMAS